Festive Commercial 100 ct. Clear Mini Lights with Green Wire 5.5 in. Spacing (Case) - Multipurpose

Takes fratting to the next level

After finishing the gauntlet known as the MCAT, I decided to throw a old-fashioned North Carolina barbecue complete with slow cooked pork and girls in sundresses. These lights took the party (hereinafter referred to...Read complete review

After finishing the gauntlet known as the MCAT, I decided to throw a old-fashioned North Carolina barbecue complete with slow cooked pork and girls in sundresses. These lights took the party (hereinafter referred to as fratting) to the next level. After shotgunning several PBRs on an empty stomach, I scaled the pecan tree in my backyard, several strings of these lights clutched in my teeth, ready to get to work. Six strands and nine failed attempts at falling out of the tree later, I was set. The pork was chopped, the beer flowed like, well, beer, and the night fratting commenced. Once things got good and dark, these babies were illuminated and cast a perfect, wanton-acts-of-carnality-inducing light. They worked perfectly and definitely helped one of my friends take it to the next level with his special lady friend. Six hundred of these lights (six strands) puts off quite a bit of light, but the bulbs aren't too bright as to be distracting or harsh. I plan on buying more of these to finish off the other trees in my backyard and increase my fratting quotient exponentially.